“I know what you did this summer… and who!” — Blair to Serena
“Oh my God, Dan Humphrey’s been seduced by wealth! It had to happen. Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the ring.” — Vanessa
“I’m good at secret relationships. I’ve had a bit of practice.” — Nate
“I’m sure Blair and Chuck will be there if the murder/suicide I predicted hasn’t happened yet.” — Vanessa
“We could never be boring.” — Chuck to Blair