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Castiel: I’m going to find GOD. He isn’t in heaven. He has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico. I hear he’s on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, He’s not on any flatbread.

LOL, I’m still laughing at this one!

Peter: How did you find me?
Broyles: I work for the FBI

Love Fringe, bzw what happened to the last quotes? Did you actually pick some? I havent seen them yet

Silly,
My bad, thanks to my crazy last minute trip to LA I dropped the ball with last week’s quotes. Won’t happen again

Community

Jeff: Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.

Bones

Brennan: Well, they gave me medication. So I feel how I imagine people of average intelligence feel, all the time.

Fringe

Peter: Walter thinks that she was a shape-changing soldier from another universe. He thinks that might be where you went. Do you think it’s a bad sign that I can say that out loud and neither of us thinks I’m crazy?

On behalf of CT: “I’ve shot and killed and cleaned about everything you’re allowed to in Missouri, and probably a few things you’re not.” — Ben, SURVIVOR

Gotta love Glee!

“Now you might be thinking why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don’t do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blousy alcoholic.” – Josh Groban

“The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is inspiring. I’m shocked you’re not married.” – Sue Sylvester

Community:
“I thought you had a Bachelor’s from Columbia.” – Ian
“Now I have to get one from America. And it can’t be an email attachment.” – Jeff

“Abed the Arab! Is that inappropriate?” – Pierce

“This is what we call a total disaster ladies. I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure and it’s stinking up my office. I’m revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.” – Sue Sylvester

Supernatural

Recently paralyzed Bobby to Castiel :

When you find God tell him to send legs.

I loved the delivery of this line in Glee
“Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of ‘I’m Sorry’ cookies? I don’t, just you.” – Finn

“You can’t leave rehearsals for any reason! That includes heat exhaustion..or Crohn’s disease!” – Vocal Adrenaline member

“Artie you’re cut. You’re not trying hard enough.” – Dakota
“At what?” – Artie
“At walking. Can’t be wheeling you around during every number. It throws off the whole dynamic…and it’s depressing.” – Dakota

“What was that, Frankenteen?” – Dakota (and now the Glee Twitter community understands!)

“Parkour!” – The Office

“You’re in love with Dr. Brennan?” – Cam, Bones

“Michael, am I gay?” – Andy, The Office

“Who’s the father?” – Dwight, (off camera, to Pam, after it is revealed she is pregnant.”

It’s Flipper and Eve, not Flipper and Steve.

-Protest slogan spray-painted on the gay penguins’ zoo habitat in Parks and Recreations.

[Stefan jumps on the roof]
Damon: “Not bad! Have you been eating bunnies?”
- The Vampire Diaries

Ella: “Give me the weekend and I promise I will bring a client into this firm that is bigger than Zach Quinto’s eye-brows.”
Caleb: “Does that even exist?”
- Melrose Place

[Dean after he gives his chain to Castiel] “Oh great! Now I feel naked!’
- Supernatural

Army Guy: “Where did you serve?”
Dean: “Hell”
Army Guy: “No, seriously!”
Dean: “Seriously! Hell!”
-Supernatural

Community

Everyone’s shouting.
Abed: You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender household! I got a carton of cigarettes! My dad grabbed me and said “Hey smoke up Johnny!” No Dad, what about you?
Jeff: That actually was from The Breakfast Club.
Abed: Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Jeff: Dirty Dancing.

Abed: This isn’t like The Breakfast Club anymore. It’s more like Stripes or Meatballs or any other Bill Murray movie really.

Abed: You know, I used to think you were like Bill Murray in any of his movies, but now you’re more like Michael Douglas in any of his movies.
Jeff: Yeah, well you have Asberger’s!

Abed: What’s going on? Am I deaf? Can you guys hear me? Can you guys hear me right now?

Did I miss the results from this???

The Big Bang Theory -

Sheldon: In the world of emoticons, I was Colon, Capital D!