Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week!

By: Nicole M

Nicole M — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:57:04 +0000

The Big Bang Theory -

Sheldon: In the world of emoticons, I was Colon, Capital D!

By: Nicole Woods

Nicole Woods — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:35:10 +0000

Did I miss the results from this???

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:54:59 +0000

Community

Everyone’s shouting.
Abed: You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Bender household! I got a carton of cigarettes! My dad grabbed me and said “Hey smoke up Johnny!” No Dad, what about you?
Jeff: That actually was from The Breakfast Club.
Abed: Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Jeff: Dirty Dancing.

Abed: This isn’t like The Breakfast Club anymore. It’s more like Stripes or Meatballs or any other Bill Murray movie really.

Abed: You know, I used to think you were like Bill Murray in any of his movies, but now you’re more like Michael Douglas in any of his movies.
Jeff: Yeah, well you have Asberger’s!

Abed: What’s going on? Am I deaf? Can you guys hear me? Can you guys hear me right now?

By: catalina89

catalina89 — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:17:40 +0000

[Stefan jumps on the roof]
Damon: “Not bad! Have you been eating bunnies?”
- The Vampire Diaries

Ella: “Give me the weekend and I promise I will bring a client into this firm that is bigger than Zach Quinto’s eye-brows.”
Caleb: “Does that even exist?”
- Melrose Place

[Dean after he gives his chain to Castiel] “Oh great! Now I feel naked!’
- Supernatural

Army Guy: “Where did you serve?”
Dean: “Hell”
Army Guy: “No, seriously!”
Dean: “Seriously! Hell!”
-Supernatural

By: kevin

kevin — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:37:48 +0000

It’s Flipper and Eve, not Flipper and Steve.

-Protest slogan spray-painted on the gay penguins’ zoo habitat in Parks and Recreations.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:25:11 +0000

“You’re in love with Dr. Brennan?” – Cam, Bones

“Michael, am I gay?” – Andy, The Office

“Who’s the father?” – Dwight, (off camera, to Pam, after it is revealed she is pregnant.”

By: Remy

Remy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:19:24 +0000

I loved the delivery of this line in Glee
“Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of ‘I’m Sorry’ cookies? I don’t, just you.” – Finn

“You can’t leave rehearsals for any reason! That includes heat exhaustion..or Crohn’s disease!” – Vocal Adrenaline member

“Artie you’re cut. You’re not trying hard enough.” – Dakota
“At what?” – Artie
“At walking. Can’t be wheeling you around during every number. It throws off the whole dynamic…and it’s depressing.” – Dakota

“What was that, Frankenteen?” – Dakota (and now the Glee Twitter community understands!)

“Parkour!” – The Office

By: Callie

Callie — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:01:43 +0000

Supernatural

Recently paralyzed Bobby to Castiel :

When you find God tell him to send legs.

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:37:45 +0000

“This is what we call a total disaster ladies. I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure and it’s stinking up my office. I’m revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.” – Sue Sylvester

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:33:55 +0000

Gotta love Glee!

“Now you might be thinking why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something, throngs of screaming teenagers don’t do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blousy alcoholic.” – Josh Groban

“The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is inspiring. I’m shocked you’re not married.” – Sue Sylvester

Community:
“I thought you had a Bachelor’s from Columbia.” – Ian
“Now I have to get one from America. And it can’t be an email attachment.” – Jeff

“Abed the Arab! Is that inappropriate?” – Pierce