Lexie: “Are you really gay? Like, how gay are you? On a scale of one to… gay. Cause that’s my boyfriend in the shower. My hot, hot naked boyfriend and I… How gay are you?”
Grey’s Anatomy

Cappie: “See? You need to find a high concentration professor to hit on! Sure you might get slapped by 99 of them, but you just need that 100th professor to sleep with you! You know, metaphorically!”
Greek

Rebeca: “That’s the problem with our relationship! We never do anything fun!”
Calvin: “That’s why I don’t date girls!”
Greek

Brooke: “I can’t believe your dad! Just came all this way to tell you he thinks you’re making a mistake! He couldn’t call, or text, or tweet that to you?”
One Tree Hill

Dean: “Two things that I know for certain. One: Burt and Ernie are gay. And two: You are not gonna die a virgin under my watch.”
Supernatural

Rafael: “Castiel, I’m warning you! You’re not to leave me here! I will find you!”
Castiel: “Maybe one day. But today, you’re my little bitch!”
Supernatural

Annie: “I’m a good person, she’s a lying sociopath. Just wanted to set the record straight.”
90210

Silver: “I don’t hate you. I mean, sending that text was nasty, the way you treat Annie is psycho and watching me defend you when you knew you were lying really sucks!”
Naomi: “Wait! This is your way of telling me that you don’t hate me?”
90210

Pierce (toasting): “To the empowerage of words.”
Jeff: “To the irony of that sentence.”

ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE, the new CBS show on Monday night! Sooo funny!!!