Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Teresa

    “Someone get me to a day spa, STAT!” – Kurt from Glee after getting a “slushy facial”

  • Ace

    “Dude, bros before high notes.” ~Football player on Glee

    “If [the set list] is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face.” ~Sue on Glee

  • Josh Emerson

    “And now your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.” – Jack, 30 Rock

    “After the election, I could have had any ambassadorship I wanted, even to the world’s gayest country – Ireland.” – Devon, 30 Rock

    “Hey Sasha, is your dad home? What, you have to invite everyone to your party, even Zack S?!” – Devon talking to Sasha Obama, 30 Rock

  • Josh Emerson

    From Community
    Jeff: I’m saying you’re a football player. It’s in your blood!
    Troy: That’s racist.
    Jeff: Your soul.
    Troy: That’s racist.
    Jeff: Your eyes?
    Troy: That’s gay?
    Jeff: That’s homophobic.
    Troy: That’s black.
    Jeff: That’s racist!

    It’s not that quotable but I thought that scene was really funny.

  • kev

    Yeah, I gotta second the Sue quote from Glee:

    “I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face.”

    That’s just awesome and was delivered perfectly!

  • Josh Emerson

    Barney had some great lines this week.

    “Let’s go buy something that’s bad for us and then sue the people who made it. That’s American, Robin.”

    “Not only are you wrong, but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American.”

    “Those Canadian doctors bandaged me up, reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in its socket, and they didn’t even bill me. Idiots.”

  • Kelly

    From Community:
    Jeff: I think we’re both at fault here.
    Annie: Really? Because I’m an 18 year old girl. And you made me cry in public.

    Also, anything Sue Sylvester has ever or will ever say.

  • I’m with Kev. Loved Sue’s kitty cat analogy on Glee.

  • Marcus

    The Big Bang Theory:
    Wil Wheaton: “Did that guy just say ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ in Klingon? What is wrong with him?”
    Stewart: “Everyone has a different theory.”

    Sheldon: “Wheeeeeaaaaaatooooon!!!”

  • Kathryn

    I’m with Teresa…still laughing at Kurt needing to get to the day spa STAT!

    LOVE HIM!!!

  • Alicia

    “Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good lord wanted me to get in her pants.” -Puck

  • SaneN85

    The entire episode of Modern Family. Anything Manny says is hilarious and adorable. I can’t remember just one quote.

    If I could have a show with Sue Sylvester (Glee), Manny and Phil (Modern Family), Troy and Abed (Community), Kelly and Andy (the Office) and Puck, I would be the happiest girl in the world.

  • makila

    are you questioning my badassness? puck glee

  • kim

    Puck’s “Are you questioning my badassness?” was definitely one of the funniest lines of the week.

  • Amy

    From Private Practice

    ADDISON: Danielle, listen to me. If there’s something wrong with him, pudding is not going to help!

  • Silly

    BBT
    (After they are having sex)
    Penny: Wow you really are a genius
    Leonard: nuh not really, I googled how to do that.

  • Manju

    “Oh he’s doing his Heath Ledger impression. Too soon, Roger, too soon…”
    Stan on Roger laying on the floor drooling and shacking after accidentally taking rat poison on American Dad!

    I was laughing so hard, even if it was a bit tasteless.