Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    “Really, you thought that ghetto fabulous was medically relevant?” ~Mitchell (Modern Family)

  • Josh Emerson

    30 Rock
    “San Francisco? I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You’re not going to find him in the people’s gay public of drugifornia.” – Jack

    “Canada?! Why not just go to Iraq?” – Jack

    “You know, I met J.J. Abrams once. And I don’t know what this means, but he said the island is just Hurley’s dream.” – Jenna

    “Nice try Jordan. But I am going to be at your funeral. I will bury you!” – Betty White

    Tracy: “You a celebrity?”
    Jimmy Fallon: “I have my own show on NBC.”
    Tracy: “No, a celebrity.”

  • Alison

    “I’m not going to be pushed aside or forgotten. Like that time at my sisters funeral. “– Jenna, 30 Rock

  • In my mind, pretty much anything Jenna says on 30 ROCK is a candidate for quote of the week!

  • 30 Rock: Jenna to her gay friend: ‘Don’t talk to me like I’m a football game”

    Modern Family: Gloria: In Columbia Manny went to Pablo Escobar elementary school. If you were pulled out of class it was definitely to identify a body

  • Ace

    Obviously I love Modern Family and it was as funny as always this week. But did it bother anyone else that it seemed like they were airing the episodes out of order? Last week the two young boys got in a fight over Manny telling the other boy that he was his uncle, and they were sent to the principal’s office. And then this was the “first day of school”…

  • Ace,
    There were definitely airing the show out of order, see Jesse Tyler Ferguson’s tweet:

  • Ace

    Ok, so I wasn’t going crazy. I wonder why they did that. Like I said, they were both great episodes, just didn’t seem to be any reason to air them out of order.

  • Dave

    For quote I have to go with modern family

    “I’M GOING TO BREAK THE GLASS!!!” “Sir please have your wife calm down” “That was a man”

    Hilarious scene

    I too noticed it seemed out of order and the only reason i could come up with as to why was how the ending have been the last two weeks. The first few episodes were mostly just funny, but the last couple episodes at the end had a light hearted feel good ending and was thinking maybe they didnt want to push that heart felt ending on people right at the beginning of the season so they pushed this episode(which seemed to me should have been the second episode.) back a little bit. But hey what do i know? lol just my two cents.

  • Laura

    On Greek
    Heath: “No Omega Chi is setting foot in this house without getting a pounding… by my fist…. in the face…. I don’t know”

    I love Heath! I watched that scene like 80 times and I laughed each time. I’ll be sad to see him graduate this year (given the school year ever ends lol)

  • Lexie: “So you can kiss my hard-core diaper-wearing ass!”
    – Grey’s Anatomy

    Jackson: “Deal with it, diaper genie!”
    – Grey’s Anatomy

    Sam: “For a witch, you’re so nice, is actually kinda creepy.”
    – Supernatural

  • K.

    -Ugly Betty
    Marc:”As much as I like giant wieners flying at me, this is a little outside my comfort zone”

    Old Dean: The old chick in Titanic I know.
    Sam: I was going to say Emperor Palpatine.