Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Remy

    “I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.” – Artie, “Glee”

    “Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We’ve got homework, and football, teen pregnancy… lunch.” – Finn, “Glee”

    “Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? RICE!” – Raj, “The Big Bang Theory”

    “Excuse me but I don’t think Penny is out of line at all. You don’t own her. It’s like my girl Beyonce says: If you like you shoulda put a ring on it.” – Raj, “The Big Bang Theory”

  • Josh Emerson

    “I feel about as useless as a mom’s college degree.” – Kenneth, 30 Rock

    “Dealbreaker, the book for you man no good, by Lesbian yellow-sour-fruit” – Chinese version of Dealbreakers, 30 Rock

    “Look, Twilight sucked and nothing you can say will change my mind.” – Billy, Accidentally on Purpose

  • Manju

    Rachel: “We didn’t think you’d take it personally.”
    Artie: “You’re irritating most of the time, but don’t take that personally.”
    Artie to Rachel who thought it didn’t affect him when the team wanted him to drive alone

  • Remy

    Oh, one more!

    “Your RIGHT hand, Brittany.” – Kurt, “Glee”

  • Kim

    Artie’s comment about still having the use of his penis was my laugh out loud moment of the week !

  • Ali

    “Cat in the wall, now you are talking language.” Charliie to Sweet Dee from It’s alway sunn. Charlie and “his” cats are hilarious.

  • Beth

    “If I’m dead, I want you honor my memory… by taking my body to the Hamptons and recreating Weekend at Bernie’s”

    -Barney on HIMYM

  • Ashley

    Finn: Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We’ve got homework, and football, teen pregnancy… lunch. — Finn to Mr Schue explaining why they can have a bake sale to raise money for Artie’s short bus.

    Wolowitz: But if she dumps you, she’ll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning, and you’ll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build. — Wolowitz to Leonard after he and Penny go their separate ways.

  • nctodc

    “[Jack] knows you’re special…like a black stripper with blue eyes…” – Tracy to Liz, 30 Rock

  • showtime

    Both Artie quotes I had this week are up there. I don’t know how Kevin McHale kept a straight face during those lines!