Post Your Favorite TV Quote of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Teresa

    Mr. Shuester, why do I have to sit in the back seat? – Rachel to Mr. Shu on glee when he’s taking her home!

  • Christina

    “I’m at the Ramada watching pay-per-view all day eating everything in sight, including the housekeeping.” – Logan on Vampire Diaries

  • Ace

    “I can’t NOT think of things I want!” ~Phil, Modern Family

    “He’s cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.” ~Kurt, Glee

    “She crossed my mind… somehow. She never left it. I think… it’s what they call… feelings. I think… I love her.” ~August, Fringe

  • Beth

    Kurt talking about Finn cheating off Brittany:
    “He’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.”

  • “Wait…somewhere a whale needs my help!” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

    “Dude, I’m Chuck Bass. Even europeans must know what that means” – Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl)

    “Every woman in New York City. That’s right, Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers lock up your daughters, daughters lock up your MILSWANCAs” – Barney Stinson, King of Abbreviations (HIMYM)

  • Alicia

    “I have to go or they’ll think I’m pooping” Finn- Glee

    “I could totally sing this song with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part away from me.” Kurt- Glee

  • Jennie

    My favorite quote from Glee this week, well, it has no words. But when the whole group is singing the chorus “call me” , and Kurt looks at Finn, puts his hand in the “call me” position and mouths it…”call me”. God I laughed my a** off. I swear it was the best Glee moment EVER!!!!!

    I also loved so many from TBBT that I don’t even know if I can type them all…
    “Though it does seem rather ironic that for lack of 99 cent adhesive ducks, we both might die in a fiery car crash” – Sheldon
    “Is that my arm?” – Penny
    “It doesn’t feel like an arm” – Sheldon
    “Than perhaps you should let it go” – Penny
    “Alrighty” – Sheldon

    “Sing “Soft Kitty” to me” – Penny and the entire song scene.

    “You’re a douche” – Howard
    “Who cares you slept with your cousin” – Raj

  • Josh Emerson

    Looks like you guys already mentioned the great Glee quotes I was gonna post! I loved the one “square root of 4 is rainbows” one.

  • Sarah

    I second the vote for Finn’s “I have to go or they’ll think I’m pooping” on this week’s Glee. Hilarious.

    I also loved this week’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
    Charlie (at the waitress’s How Fast Can You Pitch? booth at the fair): Just let me demonstrate my value to you!

  • Liz

    Glee was very quoteful this week, but this one is tops.

    “Listen you little psycho this is Will’s wife and if I don’t get enough sleep my anti-depressants don’t work, and then I’ll go crazy and I’ll kill you.”

    Terri to Suzy Pepper.

  • Kim

    “But we’re a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race,” – Damon to Stefan on The Vampire Diaries

  • Liz

    OH yeah, that one from VD was awesome. I passed a few blissful minutes trying to imagine that.

  • showtime

    I vote for Finn’s pooping quote! I laughed for 10 minutes. I also loved Puck’s quote about going commando. I forgot how it goes though

  • Josh Emerson

    “If he gets any nuttier they’re gonna put him on The View.” – Pierce (Community)

    “And recycle everything, including jokes…..quiet, a whale is in trouble. I have to go.” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

    “After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’ lawyer offered this rebuttal: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?” (30 Rock)

    “You know, there’s an old African proverb that I made up. If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

  • Manju

    “That’s something I would say if I was smarter”
    Jenna gives me my life theme.