Comments on: Post Your Favorite TV Quote of the Week

By: Manju

Manju — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:05:50 +0000

“That’s something I would say if I was smarter”
Jenna gives me my life theme.

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:41:57 +0000

“If he gets any nuttier they’re gonna put him on The View.” – Pierce (Community)

“And recycle everything, including jokes…..quiet, a whale is in trouble. I have to go.” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

“After the deposition, Kathy Geiss’ lawyer offered this rebuttal: My name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends?” (30 Rock)

“You know, there’s an old African proverb that I made up. If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” – Al Gore (30 Rock)

By: showtime

showtime — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:57:50 +0000

I vote for Finn’s pooping quote! I laughed for 10 minutes. I also loved Puck’s quote about going commando. I forgot how it goes though

By: Liz

Liz — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:53:29 +0000

OH yeah, that one from VD was awesome. I passed a few blissful minutes trying to imagine that.

By: Kim

Kim — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:44:27 +0000

“But we’re a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race,” – Damon to Stefan on The Vampire Diaries

By: Liz

Liz — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000

Glee was very quoteful this week, but this one is tops.

“Listen you little psycho this is Will’s wife and if I don’t get enough sleep my anti-depressants don’t work, and then I’ll go crazy and I’ll kill you.”

Terri to Suzy Pepper.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:04:20 +0000

I second the vote for Finn’s “I have to go or they’ll think I’m pooping” on this week’s Glee. Hilarious.

I also loved this week’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
Charlie (at the waitress’s How Fast Can You Pitch? booth at the fair): Just let me demonstrate my value to you!

By: Josh Emerson

Josh Emerson — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:37:27 +0000

Looks like you guys already mentioned the great Glee quotes I was gonna post! I loved the one “square root of 4 is rainbows” one.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:46:54 +0000

My favorite quote from Glee this week, well, it has no words. But when the whole group is singing the chorus “call me” , and Kurt looks at Finn, puts his hand in the “call me” position and mouths it…”call me”. God I laughed my a** off. I swear it was the best Glee moment EVER!!!!!

I also loved so many from TBBT that I don’t even know if I can type them all…
“Though it does seem rather ironic that for lack of 99 cent adhesive ducks, we both might die in a fiery car crash” – Sheldon
“Is that my arm?” – Penny
“It doesn’t feel like an arm” – Sheldon
“Than perhaps you should let it go” – Penny
“Alrighty” – Sheldon

“Sing “Soft Kitty” to me” – Penny and the entire song scene.

“You’re a douche” – Howard
“Who cares you slept with your cousin” – Raj

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:35:05 +0000

“I have to go or they’ll think I’m pooping” Finn- Glee

“I could totally sing this song with Finn. But screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part away from me.” Kurt- Glee