Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    From Castle:

    Beckett: Why would a respected prosecutor become a pimp?
    Castle: The outfits.

    Cameron: “You know people are going to stare, they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car.” Modern Family

    The many “slap”isms this week on How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap, Slapsolutely, slaprentice, Eric Slapton, Slape Diem

  • luke

    Camm from Modern Family
    “I’ve known I wanted to be a clown since I found out clowns where just people with make-up.”.

  • Josh Emerson

    “I’m the ass kickin’ clown that’ll twist you like a balloon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy so apologize to my boyfriend right now!” Cam/Fizbo (Modern Family)

    Best moment of the week.

  • Maggie

    30 Rock – Jack Donaghy

    “I know this sounds ugly, but with Manhattan real estate there are no rules. It’s like check in at an Italian airport.”

  • Josh C.

    Modern Family

    Claire: Oh where’s my comb? OH! here it is in my incredibly convenient beaded comb sheath that I made at Luke’s awesome birthday party! Hole in one Mrs. Dunphy! Hole in one!

  • “I’m gonna say this as nice as I can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.”
    – Finn to Rachel on Glee