Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Wizzy Wombat

    “Disappointment is anger for wimps.” Gregory House

  • I am new here! Here is mine. It’s from last night’s Parks and Recreation. Leslie Knope to Tom Haverford, in an effort to cheer him up because his green card marriage is ending in divorce:

    I’m a feminist, OK? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality. But I’m willing to sacrifice all that I’ve worked for just to put a smile on your perverted little face.

  • Alicia

    “I don’t care, I’m losing wood” – Denise, Scrubs – Med School

  • Scott,
    Way to start your first ever comment off on the right foot by my favorite from PARKS AND RECREATION! Welcome.

  • Ace

    Blair’s confrontation with her mom when she thinks she is pregnant: Mother, how could you? I mean, no offense to Cyrus, but do you really think the world needs another Aaron Rose? (Gossip Girl)

    Sue: While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn’t using them. (Glee)

  • showtime

    I’m writing this as I’m watching Ugly Betty

    Daniel: Do you add gay to every word to make it yours?
    Mark: gay-be? gay-be not?

    Mark: The only way Wilhelmina would leave a photoshoot is at the hands of Bin Laden…or Anna Wintour!

    I think that’s how it went…I have the memory of a goldfish sometimes

  • J

    30 Rock:
    “Recently I realized I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries.” – Tracy

    “If this fails I’m going to flog you like … well, like me at the Provincetown Flogging Festival.” – Devon

  • BJ

    “All I want is one day of the year where I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties” Sue on Glee

    “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” Rachel on Glee

  • pitos88

    “Your sweet potatoes are bland”‘Erick from Gossip Girl

  • Jamie

    I’m not sure exactly what it was but it was something like this…. from 30 Rock

    “I’m a star, your a star, someone get me some ham!”

  • Kristen


    You just woke a lot of people up. And they all think you’re a bitch!-Echo