Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Alicia

    Santana: “Sex is NOT dating.”
    Brittany: “If it were, Santana and I would be dating.” -Glee

    And how could you leave out,

    “You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination? Horror!” Sue – Glee

  • Linda B.

    “Hello, Dexter Morgan.” – Arthur to Dexter

    AWESOME! Can’t wait til Sunday night!

  • Ace

    Old Marshall: It’s not that the wings are too hot, it’s that I already had wings earlier. … Much earlier. (HIMYM)

    Sue: You’ll be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian. (Glee)

    Hodgins: There is no hair on your chest.
    Booth: I’m highly evolved. (Bone)

    Pretty much the entire episode of Modern Family was awesomely quoteable, but esp the parts about the Santa’s car:

    Cameron: Do you really live in your car?
    Santa Scott: It’s not so bad. It’s really roomy since the wife moved out.
    Cameron: It’s Christmas eve, you can’t spend it in your car.
    Santa Scott: That’s really nice of you guys. Can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
    Cameron: We’re good.
    Mitchell: So why don’t you follow us to our house?
    Cameron: In your house.

  • Dave

    From 30 Rock

    “Are you being sarcastic? Us canadians have a hard time picking up on sarcasm as we have a very low population of jewish people”

    I thought that was the funniest line from 30 Rock.

    Also I second Trinity’s quote from dexter. That line was so bone chilling with how he said it.

  • J

    From Community
    Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine.
    Pierce: And Annie knows a thing or two about guilt. Am I right Jew?
    Annie: Say the whole word!
    Pierce: Jewy?

    “I’m sorry, are you being sarcastic? Canadians have a hard time recognizing it cause we don’t have a big Jewish population.” – Danny, 30 Rock

    “Scott, you don’t understand. This group was my Dreamgirls. I was Effy.” – Cam, Modern Family

  • Denice

    Britta – “you are not a buhdist, you are in a cult.”
    Pierce – “suck it Nietzsche.”

  • matt

    From the office:

    “You can’t yell out ‘I need this, I need this’ as you pin an employee down to your lap”
    – Jim to Michael.

  • J

    I can’t believe I almost forgot this one.
    “To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.” – Jeff, Community

  • HarleyQ

    “Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?” – The Hatter, Alice

  • Kristen


    Topher: I’m obsolete. This must be how old people feel. And Blockbuster!

  • Linda B.

    matt, great one from The Office. I was going to post that one, but couldn’t remember the exact wording. Thanks 🙂

  • CristianFar


    Echo to Alpha, talking about Ballard: He’s ten times the man you are, and you’re, like, 40 guys!

  • CeeCee3k

    The best ones from Dollhouse are already posted, but here’s some more:

    Topher: [talking about Bennet] But there is one thing of which I am certain… I have a cooler office.

    Topher: Crack open your little chamberpot of secrets and tell me what’s going on!

    Topher has the best smartaxx dialog on TV.

  • Denice

    Topher: Is she still Elenor Penn?
    Boyd: Yes.
    Topher: Is she still Terry Karrens?
    Boyd: Topher, Yes!
    Topher: So, shes a serial killer?
    Boyd: Only a little.