THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (8PM ABC FAMILY)
Now that Amy’s had the baby, somebody, anybody, please explain to us what exactly is so secret about the life of the American teenager?
HEROES (8PM NBC, GlobalTV in Canada)
NBC rings in the New Year with back-to-back episodes of HEROES as Claire becomes suspicious of Samuel, Peter struggles to accept Nathan’s death and Sylar returns to the Carnival. All of which we’d be really excited for assuming the year we were ringing in was 2007.
CONVEYOR BUILT OF LOVE (10PM ABC)
A not-quite fly-by romance contest in which five women check out 30 men on conveyor belts. All together now… CASTLE’s Nathan Fillion and Stana Katic got bumped for this?