Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Dave

    “We’ve been TEDucated.” Better off Ted

  • Ace

    Pretty much everything said on Better Off Ted this week:

    Phil: I’m terrible at insults. As a child, I was beaten up constantly. The best comeback I ever came up with was, “You’re right. I’ll work on that.”
    Lem: I can help you, you sad jar of hobo urine.
    Phil: Pow! I’ve been Lem-basted.
    Phil: Give a man an insult, he can hurt people for a day. Teach a man to insult, he can hurt people who tease him because he never learned to fish.

    Linda: I can’t stand that Veronica makes fun of me in meetings. If the boss doesn’t respect me, other people won’t. Including the little Linda in my head. And even on a good day, that little bitch won’t shut up.

    Veronica: You never know when we might need an elderly dwarf.

  • Orphan Annie

    Modern Family: When Mitchell asks Cam about their gardener working weekends.

    Cam: Yeah I guess, I mean…he just comes when we need him. He’s like Batman, only straight.

  • Crystal

    “I feel like I might need new breasts, these are covered in sadness” Veronica

    “If she ever took physical form I would leave my wife and marry her! Stand in line my friend” Phil

    “Lemon, I want you and Jenna to have a meeting with James Franco and make sure his manager doesn’t screw her” “TOO LATE, oh wait, which way did you mean that?” 30 Rock

    “Objects are made by men and used for many purposes, but we never love objects” James Franco (I really did like his story line, so funny)

  • Remy

    “The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues.” – Barney during “Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit”

    That line cracks me up every time.

  • Alicia

    Some are real right? Like Anne Frank’s? – Luke Modern Family

  • stephanie

    we 2 guys over 30 moviing in togather we are 1 tiger short from an act in vages

  • jamie

    “The paparazzi are calling us ‘James’. It’s a combination of Jenna and James. ” -30 Rock