Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    Cameron: You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys. (Modern Family)

    Sheldon: The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance. (BBT)

    Ted: What are you afraid of? If you… if you throw a game, it’s gonna keep you out of the time-wasters hall of fame?
    Linda: No. My position there is secure from getting my art history degree. (Better Off Ted)

    Veronica: Oh, God, we have unhappy Germans. Nothing good has ever come from that. (Better Off Ted)

  • cyankees

    American Idol

    [After a not willing-to-leave contestant was escorted outside by the Sheriff in Handcuffs]
    Simon : so Yes or No ?

  • ct

    “It’s fairly obvious to me that you’re looking for a sugar daddy. Sooner or later, we’re going to have to talk about the sugar.” – ONE LIFE TO LIVE’s Clint to the much-younger Kim.

  • Hil

    “And listen. The Germans are all worried because, ironically, they think that Veridian is ruthlessly efficient and bent on world domination.” Ted

    “Wow. That’s like when those Irish auditors thought our accounting department drank too much and wrote overly depressing poetry.” Phil
    ~Better Off Ted

  • John

    “Who’s Jack Bauer?” – Arlo to the rest of CTU on 24

  • Josh Emerson

    “McDreamy is being a McAss!” – Meredith (Grey’s)

    Modern Family
    Gloria: “In my country there’s a saying, ‘Love is just around the corner.’ I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.”
    Car: “Enter a destination”
    Mitchell: “Hell”
    Car: “Mexican Food”

    ”You know, when I was thirty people used to wish that I was dead to my face. That’s called respect.” – Pierce (Community)

  • sanen85

    I can’t remember the exact quote, but Tom on P&R saying that Ron was gonna put his soon to be ex-wife in his mustache and carry her out.

  • Mel

    “Pudding!” Dean Winchester in a psychiatric hospital on Supernatural.

  • foursweatervests

    “I hate cynicism . . . if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.” -Conan O’Brien