Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Alicia

    “You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.” Phil- Modern Family

  • I am Punch-Kicker. My punches have the strength of kicks.

  • Josh Emerson

    “Okay, if you’re going to get all Upper East Side about this I think we’re done.” Britta, Community

    “When you guys first came in we were as wholesome and healthy as the family in “The Brady Bunch.” And now we’re as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of “The Brady Bunch.” – Abed, Community

  • “It was the giant cupcake” – Gloria, Modern Family

  • “In my bag Peter!”
    “The pretzels!”

    the Bishops, Fringe

  • Sam

    Dean, upon learning he’s descended from Cain and Abel: “Awesome, Six Degrees of Heaven Bacon.”

    Dean: What exactly are we gonna march up there and tell ’em?
    Sam: Uh, the truth.
    Dean: What, that their sons are back from the future to save them from an angel gone Terminator? Come on, those movies haven’t even come out yet.

    — Supernatural

  • Ace

    Best quote of the week, hands down: “I’m sorry you had to see me like that.” ~Fake Locke

  • Pan

    Dean, about Castiel: He’s tough for a little nerdy dude with wings. — Supernatural

  • Kristen


    Locke: My condition is irreversible.
    Jack: Nothing is irreversible.

  • Linda B.


    Dean’s mom – “Why does an angel want me dead?”
    Dean – “Cause they’re dicks.”

  • Kimberly

    “If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.” – Damon, The vampire Diaries

  • Smoltzie

    Archangel Michael: And you think you know better, than my father? One, unimportant little man? What makes you think you get to choose?

    Dean: Because I gotta believe, that I can choose what I do with my, ‘unimportant, little’ life.

    — Supernatural, discussing free will vs destiny

  • Patty

    Dean: Well here’s to Team Free Will: WE have an ex-blood junky, a guy with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there.
    Sam: That’s not funny.
    Dean: I’m not laughing.