Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Josh Emerson

    30 Rock:
    “Valentine’s Day is a sham created by greeting card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.” Liz
    “Wow, Avery Jessup, she’s hot. She was on Maxim’s I’d Rape Her 100.” Liz

  • Ace

    Jay: I have to get old… you don’t have to get fat. (Modern Family)

    Sawyer on Sayid’s recovery: Of course he’s fine. He’s an Iraqi torturer who shoots kids. He definitely deserves another go-around. (LOST)

    Liz: I will spend half the day in twilight sleep and then I will go home to watch the Lifetime movie ‘My Stepson Is My Cyber-Husband.’
    Jack: That’s inspired. You truly are the Picasso of loneliness. (30 Rock)

  • Amanda

    “She has more fights about stuff that doesn’t matter than a YouTube comments section.” -Jeff, Community

    “How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh Jen, I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.” – Leslie, Parks and Recreation

  • Eric

    Sawyer: He’s an Iraqi torturer who shoots kids. He definitely deserves another go around

  • Pindara

    Sam: “Dean, it’s Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it, ‘Unattached Drifter Christmas’?” – Supernatural

    Dean: “Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?” – Supernatural

  • Dean [while giving the victim’s heart to Sam]: “Be my valentine! :)”