Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Nick

    Don’t know if it’s the Quote of the Week, but it’s made me laugh out loud several times already:

    “Stick spicy food up her butt.”

    — Kevin, on The Office…suggesting the opposite of “Eat spicy food,” as Pam’s co-workers looked for ways to delay her labor/delivery.

  • Ace

    Pretty much everything on Modern Family this week, but this one was my favorite:

    Cam: We can’t ignore the giant panda in the room.

    Marshall: Hang in there Scoots I’m not gonna live forever. (HIMYM)

    Sheldon: I don’t trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge. (Big Bang Theory)

  • bws

    Tom: What about your trust fund?
    Jean Ralphio: My parents had it amended. I don’t get anything until I’m 50, which is a waste because I’m going to be a billionaire in Costa Rica by then. Eatin’ dolphin and hangin’ out with lady singers.


  • Elizabeth

    Michael: Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?
    Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries! Bring a thesaurus!

  • Kristen


    Ben: Follow me. It’s not too late!
    Sayid: It is for me.

  • Ashley

    From Parks and Recreation:

    Andy: April, you’re like an angel with no wings.

    April: So, like a person.

    I’m not sure it has the same impact written down, but I could not stop laughing on Thursday.