Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • cam3150

    I can’t remember the exact line (and I said I was going to, just for this) but it was during Lost, something about a sweater vest.

  • Josh Emerson

    Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, that’s the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about and you better have a good story for them. – Andy, The Office

    How could a company from Philadelphia buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war. – Jack, 30 Rock

    Community:
    Jeff: We always used to watch the shows she wanted to watch. I hate Glee.
    Pierce: I’m not crazy about Glee either.
    Jeff: I hate Glee. I don’t understand the appeal at all.

  • Liz’s Jamaican accent, ending with ‘Bobsled’. And the Lindsey Vonn voice-over thing. And the slight nod to the camera after saying nice things about the company from Philadelphia which is buying NBC.

    “You’re too late! I already killed her!”-Liz, impersonating a Craigslist masseuse.
    “Gah!”-The other masseuse

    “Pacman, I’m Jewish!” – Tracy

    How I Met Your Mother: The whole hookie/hooker thing

    Damn can’t remember more. The Office, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family and even White Collar I think had good ones…

  • Josh Emerson

    Modern Family:
    “You lie. I’m Colombian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.” – Gloria

  • Chels725

    Community:
    Jeff: We always used to watch the shows she wanted to watch. I hate Glee.
    Pierce: I’m not crazy about Glee either.
    Jeff: I hate Glee. I don’t understand the appeal at all

  • cam3150

    Found it!

    “You know, you really had me fooled with that sweater vest. Linus, you’re a real killer.” Sideways Leslie Artz to Sideways Benjamin Lnus, Lost

  • Chels725

    Found another one:
    “I’ll give Jeff a shoulder to cry on, and you boys put a dead bird in that bitch’s glove compartment,” Shirley to Troy and Abed.

  • Chels725

    ok last one:
    Jeff to Annie on Community
    “Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain.”

  • Robert334

    Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis Film: The Whole Ten Yards

    Jimmy Tudeski: What is this?
    [referring to a tower of glasses on the table]
    Nicholas ‘Oz’ Oseransky: It’s what we’ve been building for the last few hours.
    Jimmy Tudeski: Well, get it out of here!
    Nicholas ‘Oz’ Oseransky: Why?
    Jimmy Tudeski: Because I hate it! It makes me sad.

  • Avery: Why would you even want to braid my hair?

    Jack: Because it’s romantic and I’m really good at it.

    30 Rock

  • Jill

    Modern Family:
    “It might have been a little bit louder. There was traffic. I almost had to shout.” – Mitchell
    “You almost had to what?” – Cam
    “Shout.” – Mitchell
    “A little bit louder now.” – Cam
    “Shout.” – Mitchell
    “A little bit louder now.” – Cam
    “Shout!” – Mitchell
    “Hey, hey, hey, hey!” – Cam