Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week!

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • kevin

    “damn jerry, you fell into a river and separated your shoulder for a burrito? what would you do for a klondike bar? murder your wife?” -leslie knope doing a spot on impression of tom on parks and recreation.

  • Josh Emerson

    “Congratulations, you failed a class so easy that people passing in the hallway get a contact credit.” – Pottery teacher on Community

    30 Rock had more hilarious lines than ever. Too many to even mention.
    - “This is an exciting time for NBC. Not ‘Friends,’ ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘ER’ exciting, more like 3-D episodes of ‘Merlin’ exciting.” – Jack
    - “Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party, Boston Cream Pie, Boston Rob Mariano.” – Jack
    - “All these books, sir! It’s like I’m back at school, learning about the dangers of book-readin’.” – Kenneth
    - “Ass-atar? The Lovely Boners? The Hind Side? Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel ‘Tush’ by Assfire?” – Jack talking about Kablevision’s porn
    - “What have I got? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.” – Liz
    - “I can’t have sex with a black guy. I’d lose my NASCAR endorsement.” – Jenna

  • John

    Cole, from the season finale of Scrubs: “Do you believe in fate? You know, that stuff they talk about during the boring parts of Lost.”

  • Crazycris

    “You’re a dead man.
    Nobody’s perfect.” :)

    Kate and Locke

  • Annie

    “Congratulations on making to 11 am without needing medical attention you are the champions of stupid.”
    - Chole on Mercy (to a group of fighting irish and italians)

    Not usually a show with one liners but that made my day.

  • Sina

    “He pulled first, It was Justified”

    U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens on Justified

  • Chels725

    “I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm, and only had one casualty.” -Pierce, Community

  • BJ

    “That’s why I keep having kids. To replace the ones who hate me.” Lynette on Desperate Housewives.