EXTREME MAKEOVER: HE (8PM ABC, CityTV in Canada)
Dammit, some Mississippians have all the luck! Hot on the heels of some girl receiving a $30,000 college scholarship from Ellen Degeneres, some guy will have his Hurricane Katrina ravaged home rebuilt by Ty, his team, not to mention a little help from Christian Slater, the Jonas Brothers and Celine Dion. And for what? Standing up for one’s rights and multiple tours of duty in Iraq… oh wait.
THE SIMPSONS (8PM FOX, Global in Canada)
Sarah Silverman and Angela Bassett lend their voices to tonight’s episode. One of them plays Bart’s crush, the other First Lady Michelle Obama. We’ll leave it to you to guess who voices who!
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (9PM ABC, CTV in Canada)
As Captain Jack Harkness, actor John Barrowman has saved our collective butts from Alien threats on more than one occasion. But tonight he’ll face his biggest challenge yet: Saving DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES from audience indifference. Mission possible? Stay tuned.