Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Chels725

    “These aren’t tears. This is self-inflicted friendly fire.” -Annie, Community after running into her pepper spray cloud

  • Stephanie

    Chief: “If I wasn’t happily married , I would hit her….I would hit her so hard.”

    Alex: “Sir, I think what you wanted to say was hit THAT…”

    Bailey: “I don’t think you wanted to say THAT at all.”

  • Josh Emerson

    “No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-men.” – The Big Bang Theory

  • Josh Emerson

    Modern Family
    Cameron: “Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little brown friend with her.”

    Cameron: On paper we should be good friends. Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva…
    Mitchell: …and Gloria

  • Josh Emerson

    And of course 30 Rock:
    “Typical liberal media. That’s why I get all my news from Dick Cheney’s web site,” – Jack

    “It’s like on TV. It used to be you couldn’t say ‘crap,’ then they let that slide and now we can say whatever we want. ‘Douchebag,’ ‘asswipe…’ – Liz
    “Anal rot.” – Jack
    “Exactly.” – Liz

    ” ‘The Early Show?’ What am I, in a hospital?’ – Liz

  • Kelly

    I’m stealing, I mean, using, one of your quotes from earlier this week, because it is priceless!

    “He got beat by a cripple and a fat dude on the obstacle course. It’s like finding out Superman was in a big girdle. You see them muscles and you get up close, and it’s nothin’ but a fat suit!” — James, re: Colby, on Survivor

  • Remy

    “Just the Asians!” – Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

    I almost cried when he said this. Not to mention Penny’s horror face, and the Asian lady singing behind her.

  • Remy

    Oh, and another favorite!

    “I am a spy!…oh no…I am a naked spy.” – Chuck


  • John

    I would like to second, third and fourth the “C-Men” quote from Big Bang Theory. That killed me.

    One to add: “Bitches be loco” from Cougar Town

  • Emily

    I didn’t watch Big Bang this week, but just READING the C-Men joke made me crack up!

  • Ace

    I think every girl goes through a bad guy phase. It explains why vampires are so popular right now.~ Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl)

  • Sourabh

    “The African-American police chief character that Abed was playing was right.”- Annie, Community

  • BJ

    “Congratulations, Betty. Your smile will no longer induce seizures in children.” Wilhelmina when Betty gets her braces off on Ugly Betty.

    “I can’t believe I ever slept with you Betty.” Daniel to Betty in the alternate Ugly Betty universe.

    “Oprah Winfrey, why are you so fat Don Cheadle?” Peter Griffin on Family Guy

  • K.

    “Awesome. Another horseman… Must be Thursday.”
    -Dean on “Supernatural”

  • Josh Emerson

    “Bitches be loco” from Cougar Town was a good one!

    One more from 30 Rock:
    “I mean, B’s before H’s, but that’s low” – Jack