Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Dave

    “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?…..yeah”

  • joshemerson

    This is our one last chance to quote Ugly Betty. :(

    “I never thought I'd say this, but you've got big balls, Betty Suarez” – Wilhelmina

    “We are going to spice you up so much you’re going to forget you’re white!” – Hilda to Austin

    “You know I steal when I get upset!” Amanda to Marc

    “Hey Amanda. Wow, I actually see you more now than when you actually worked here.” Betty

    “Look out, skinny bitches! I don’t care who sits here. This big orange donut will always be mine! And Halston’s…” Amanda

    “Of course, I couldn't miss that pooch's farewell.” Spencer/Amanda's dad
    “I didn't know you knew Betty…” Amanda

  • joshemerson

    “You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered. And that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin.” – Sue Sylvester

    Modern Family:
    “Business partners, mergers and acquisitions. Just kidding, we're gay!” – Cameron on being Mitchell's partner

    “Alex, honey, when you're out shopping, you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon. Mommy loves you, kitten!” – Claire

  • The TV Addict

    CT wanted me to add one from last night's SURVIVOR “Now, I don't even have to find idols. People are actually giving me idols. You don't hand the enemy the idol. Especially when his name is Russell Hantz!” — Mega-villain Russell mocks naive hero J.T.’s attempt at a power play.

  • buzmeg

    Ilana. There she was – handpicked by Jacob, trained to come and protect you candidates, no sooner does she tell you who you are, then she blows up. The Island was done with her. Makes me wonder what's gonna happen when it's done with us. – BEN LINUS, LOST

  • Ace

    You guys already beat me. I was going to go with the gay sharks line and some of those Ugly Betty quotes. :)

    Also liked this Ugly Betty quote:

    “B, how can you move to London? Won’t you miss all the kidnapping, shooting, and murder at Mode?” —Justin

    “What did we do right that not a single one of them picked TV?” ~Mike (The Middle) after asking the kids what they wanted to give up

    “How do you break the ice with a smoke monster?” ~Hurley (Lost)

  • Annie

    “Sometimes I forget my middle name.” -Brittany, Glee

  • Dee

    “Cas. Not for nothing, but the last time somebody looked at me like that, I got laid!” Dean Winchester to the angel Castiel – Supernatural (100th ep)