Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Kristy

    Once you unleash the fever, it doesn't stop.

    -lauren graham, parenthood

  • joshemerson

    “I know this is a difficult time for you but word of advice, if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house you better hope that everybody else there is black guys and sluts.” – Liz Lemon

    “Letting your personal life interfere with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record, it's about damn time.” – General Beckman

    “Chuck's off the grid with Walker, you do the math……He's going to need a walker when Walker's done with him…..They're having intercourse, idiot.” – Casey

  • Melaniedesi

    “Interesting theory.” Sam Winchester on Supernatural as he kills a demon pyscho-babbling at him.

  • VampireLover

    Stefan likes puppy blood… little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.
    Damon Salvatore ~ The Vampire Diaries

  • “I know this is a difficult time for you but word of advice, if the will says that you have to spend the night in a haunted house you better hope that everybody else there is black guys and sluts.” – Liz Lemon

  • Dex Morg

    I'd hardly classify what I've just smoked as marijuana. It's a hybrid of chronic supernova and afghani kush. I call it Brown Betty.

    -Walter Bishop

  • Sanen85

    “So what’s the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?”
    “If the wallet chain fits… I’m just trying to help you find yourself.” Britta and Pierce on Community

    “When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a ‘pool party’ that turned out to be a Baptism.”
    “Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.” -Another Community gem from Annie and Shirley

    And, of course, “I think my cat's been reading my diary” – Brittany, Glee

  • Ace

    Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]: How do you two not have a show on Bravo? (Glee)

    Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper. (Modern Family)

    Dwight: Just once I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask? (The Office)

  • chels725

    “When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a ‘pool party’ that turned out to be a Baptism.”
    “Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.” -Another Community gem from Annie and Shirley

    “I think my cat's been reading my diary” – Brittany, Glee

  • chels725

    Oh and this one from Parenthood
    “I think he's talking about your vag.” Amber

  • Amy_D259

    Get the hell off my property before I pump you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas. – Bobby, Supernatural

  • kim

    Damon: I’m not goin’ with you, you tried to kill me.

    Alaric: Yeah, well, you did kill me.

    ~The Vampire Diaries

  • crystalinad

    My favorite of the week was Modern Family…. Band member, “Dude, you should label those sticks!”

  • MG

    Get the hell off my property before I pump you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas. – Bobby, Supernatural

  • Shiny Diamond

    that's my fav 2!!!! luv it *-*