Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Alex Rixe

    I don't know how to turn on a computer… -Brittany from Glee

  • Liz

    The only thing from the Mentalist that ever made me laugh out loud:

    “What the (heck) is CBI?”
    Cho: “We're like the FBI, only more conveniently located.”

  • malloriemecham

    Sweets: “I've been thinking about dead cats.”
    Bones: “That doesn't seem to be a very good use of your time.”

  • sanen85

    “Come with me if you don't want to get paint on your clothes” -Abed, Community

    Hilarious in the context of the scene.

  • Ace

    Phil: A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless. (Modern Family)

    Abed: Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you. (Community) — So funny it had to be seconded.

    Jin: I won't leave you. I will never leave you again. (Lost) — *tear*

  • chels725

    Anything Brittany on Glee says. She just needs a permenant spot on this list.

    Anything from Community. That was freaking amazing and had so many great lines. This one was my favorite though

    Pierce: I'll stand guard. I don't need to pee. I'm wearing a diaper for the game.

  • Abby

    I will kick you square in the taco.–Sue Sylvester, Glee

  • sm0ltz

    Crowley (to Dean and Sam): “You two are lucky you have your looks.” — Supernatural

  • joshemerson

    Kind of a long quote but I loved it.

    “To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us all on edge which is why ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being Friends.” – Abed

  • Josh, I was so hoping somebody would post that! Abed FTW!

  • Spoiler Alert: While Phil's quote is definitely making it later today, Abed had one better (see Josh!)