Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • joshemerson

    “So you like showtunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.” – Sue to Kurt, Glee

    Kurt's dad: “If things get serious, use protection.”
    Brittany: “Does he mean like a burglar alarm?” (Glee)

    “One word made up: douchepocalypse.” – Barney, HIMYM

    “Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us.” – Shirley, Community

  • amcarter

    “A fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you” Lucifer to Sam in a taunting way. (Homage to The Charlie Daniel's band!)

  • ali

    I made eye contact with him and it was like staring into the sun – Leslie, Parks and Rec

  • c.e.

    Also, “Hey, assbut!”

  • Amanda

    “Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other’s food so they were too sick to leave? No! I’ve never seen it, but I’m pretty sure they mailed each other pants!” -Jeff, Community

    “This was meant to be. We're like Russ and Rebecca on Chums.” -Wesley, 30 Rock

    “I don’t want to go back to England. I can’t suffer through the London Olympics. We’re not prepared, Liz. Did you see the Beijing Opening Ceremonies? We don’t have control over our people like that.” -Wesley, 30 Rock

  • Ace

    Mitchell: Sweet Lady Gaga… that is good. (Modern Family)

    Gloria: I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country! (Modern Family)

    Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live. (Glee)

    Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
    Abed: Like the first season of The Wire. (Community)

  • Kathy

    “Look at her flirting and giggling… its like she's in a sex and the city movie.” “Oh I'm so looking forward to seeing that sequel.” “Well so am I! I'm not dead inside!” – conversation between Sarah and a stranger at an art gallery regarding her mother having an affair on Parenthood

  • chels725

    “Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other’s food so they were too sick to leave? No! I’ve never seen it, but I’m pretty sure they mailed each other pants!” -Jeff, Community

  • ckinger

    Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live. (Glee)

    Castiel: Hey, assbutt! (Supernatural)

  • cheeseslope

    A: I rarely kid
    B: When I do kid, you'll know it by my use of the word 'Bazinga'

    —Sheldon, Big Bang Theory