Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    Phil: What people do in the privacy of their own sports arena should be their own business. (Modern Family)

    Miles (to Ben): I lived in these houses thirty years before you did–otherwise known as last week. (Lost)

    Peter: “ don’t belong here, but I don’t belong there, either.
    Olivia: You belong with me. (Fringe)

  • kim

    You belong with me ~Olivia, Fringe

  • Sanen85

    “Great, you can get fitted for your uniform tomorrow” -Pierce on Community after Troy agrees to move in with him.

    Disclaimer: This may not be an exact quote.

  • chels725

    “You. Me and Jeff and Rainman and Big Boobs and Medium Boobs and Black Boobs. We're a family.” -Pierce, Community

    “Oh, and for the record, there was an episode of Happy Days where a guy literally jumped over a shark. And it was the best one. -Troy, Community

    “My friendship with Abed is a giant cookie!” -Troy, Community

    “Bring Back Conan!” -Starburns, Community

    “It’s like prom queen! You wear a sash, and there’s a vote, and if you win, they put a crown on your head, and I’m so jealous, Britta, I want to murder you! Aren’t you excited?” — Annie, Community

    “I will find a loophole…then I’ll kill you.” — Señor Chang, Community

    “Danielle Harmon.” One of the tranny queen contenders (had to put that out there)

    “Just did my first keg stand…I can't feel my legs.” -Drunk Shirley, Community

    “Am I black boobs?” -Troy, Community

  • joshemerson

    “Some folks say transfer formal isn't really rolling off the tongue so we're just gonna call it the tranny dance!” – The Dean, Community

    “I always thought Darryl or Pam might get me fired for something I said.” – Michael, The Office

  • joshemerson

    “That's just what we need, another black man in prison” – Michael to Darryl, The Office

  • Schwa044

    “i hope it has his hair.” -christina to meredith pre-disaster.

    “Eat more bacon and Have more sex.” -alex to sloan

  • angrodpallanen

    “We have to get off this island” – Blair on Gossip Girl

  • TVAddict –

    Where do you post the 'Winners'?