Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • losermind

    “Not everyone can be champions, not everyone should be champions… we need fry cooks, bus drivers” Sue (Glee)

    “What’s the plan Phil?” Claire to Phil jumpin on the car (Modern Family)

    “You can insult a lot of things about me – my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises – but don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don’t see it? That’s because I just sold it!” Phil (Modern Family)

  • losermind

    “Not everyone can be champions, not everyone should be champions… we need fry cooks, bus drivers” Sue (Glee)

    “What’s the plan Phil?” Claire to Phil jumpin on the car (Modern Family)

    “You can insult a lot of things about me – my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises – but don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don’t see it? That’s because I just sold it!” Phil (Modern Family)

  • losermind

    “If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don’t think I would be a very inspiring disabled person” Cameron (Modern Family)

  • “Oh and Boobs McGee: You’re demoted to the bottom of the pyramid so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will protect the squad from injury.” — Sue On Glee

  • So you're saying that now i'm basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack? — Carolyn on The Vampire Diaries

  • Ali

    I might get some of this wrong because I couldn't find the exact quote. “Jeff, if there's three doughnuts, you can't eat one and then like another one.”- Troy. “Does anyone object to us being compared to doughnuts? No?” Britta

    It may not have been the funniest line to everyone, but I laughed out loud at it.

  • Ace

    “Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?” ~ Jacob to Will (Glee)

    “I'm not crazy you know. To prove that to you I'd have to tell you some things that are even crazier.” ~Olivia (Fringe)

    “First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” ~Nucky (Boardwalk Empire)

  • Ace,
    Way to class up the quotes with some much needed love for HBO. And incidentally, LOVED BOARDWALK EMPIRE!

  • Kpalms88

    on 90210

    Naomi to Annie – “You freakin’ killed a guy!”

    hilarious that SOMEONE acknowledges it!

  • joshemerson

    I think Community was the funniest show of the week.

    Pierce: “Anthropology? Why study my ancient ancestors when we can just study the primitive races like Eskimos or Italians.”

    Pierce to Troy: “I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival… but fair warning, it's my penis.”

    Abed to Jeff: “TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules. And likable leading men… We have you.”

    Abed: “I'm hoping we can move away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades.”

  • joshemerson

    “This is not the opening of a tv show. This is real life.” – Chuck (Chuck)

    “You saucy little minx, you sun dressed up.” – Barney about Robin (HIMYM)

    “Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.” – Barney (HIMYM)

  • Jax

    “I just don’t want to be yet another flip flop fatality” Sheldon

    “We are like batman and shaft” @whitemassays

    Btw i agree with TVAddict and have to thank Ace for bringing HBO Boardwalk Empire. And keeping up with the comparison of shows (Lost – The Event. I hate that people comepare Lost to everything) this could be the next Sopranos.

  • joshemerson

    “That was my Vietnam – and I was in Vietnam.” – Jay on building a bookshelf with Mitchell (Modern Family)

  • lindseymorrison

    “Shut Up!” – Sue Sylvestre

    GLEE: Sue Cuts off Sunshine & Rachel when they were singing Lady Gaga's “Telephone”.

  • chels725

    These ones from Community were the only ones that stuck with me.

    Britta: I better not smile at that wall outlet or you’ll fry your tongue off!

    Troy: Way to hog all the girls Jeff. You know when there’s three sprinkled donuts you don’t eat one and then lick another.

    Pierce: He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
    Troy: There’s no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

  • Ace

    Apparently showing the diversity of TV that I watch: musicals, sci-fi and mobsters… 😉

  • Anne Schwartz

    “No, no it okay. Don't be cry.” -Liz Lemon