Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • joshemerson

    As always, Glee:
    “You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.” – Sue

    “Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.” – Brittany

    “This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.” – Brittany

  • joshemerson

    “Britta, you're not a whore. Shirley, Jesus turned the other cheek. He didn't garnish wages. Pierce, do I even need to say this? It is bad to hunt man for sport.” – Jeff, Community

    “Look I know that it's probably taken me longer than a normal girl, but you should know that you're my home Chuck. You always have been.” – Sarah to Chuck, Chuck <3

    “The computer and the printer must talk, talk, talk..Command P makes the picture walk, walk, walk.” – Phil, Modern Family

  • Nicole Woods

    Glee Def. Had Some Gems This Week!

  • lindseymorrison

    I really wanted to post the “spaceship” one, but I see you've already posted it! ;) Kudos!

  • hilsto

    “I’m trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I’m trying to make the cow make chocolate milk” – Walter, Fringe

  • Ace

    “Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them; they need to know who you wish you were, and try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.” ~Claire (Modern Family)

    “I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?” ~Tracey (30 Rock)

    “DA used to call us The Litterbugs, we put so much trash back on the street.” ~Jeff (Community)

    “How is it that some people just walk through life dragging their lies with them, destroying everything they touch?” ~Pete (Madmen)

    “I don’t brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.” ~Brittany (Glee)

  • Ali

    I can't believe no one said this yet, “My whole brain is crying!”- Troy, Community

    “It's like a giant Jew cloud.”- Brittany, Glee

    “Finn can fly?”- Brittany, Glee

    “It's Brittany…bitch.”- Brittany, Glee

  • Marisa

    Cameron: I remember once at a New Year's Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that: One, gays don't high five. Two, gays don't high five.

  • TVFan

    “what's going on? oh, talking about your new cool powers. Well, keep me updated on the costume design.” JJ, who has yet to tap into his powers on No Ordinary Family