Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    “You’re like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.” ~Mitchell (Modern Family)

    “I’m not a solution to your problems. I’m another problem.” ~Joan to Roger (Mad Men)

    “This is our cul-de-sac damn it. Tonight we take back the sac! First order of business we need a new slogan.” ~Jules (Cougar Town)

    “You in the boobs.” ~Duncan to Annie (Community)

  • Jax

    “No mam, Im not steping into that one, we are not playing good cop, mom.” Phil MF

    “Because we fill sorry for you, cause books are ur friends.” Haley to Alex MF

  • Posting on behalf of David C who told me he was having issues commenting today:

    “Need anything while I’m in here? Shoe? Half of a cat?” “Neh, I think im good on cat parts.” -The League

  • Ugh! I am too far behind to participate this week, looking forward to reading all the submissions though!

  • Alirein

    Sabrina: What’s another word for ‘ostentatious’?
    Jimmy: Delicious…? Tired…? Obnoxious? Lampshade? I really don’t know that word.
    -Raising Hope

  • Blackeydgurl

    I made him a card that said ‘heart attacks are just from loving too much.’ -Brittany, Glee

    You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightening out of its boobs. -Kurt, Glee

    I’m raising less money because I’m not jump starting date rapists. Britta, Community

  • Anonymous

    “Yeah, you’re both so different. Skinny bitches.” -Shirley, Community