Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Anonymous

    30 Rock’s live episode:

    Jack: Why are you better looking in your memory?
    Liz: Cause my memory has Seinfeld money.

    Flashback Liz (East Coast): Yeah, Chai Boy, get in here. You’ll never be a millionaire … Slumdog Millionaire ref. Blammo!

    Kenneth: A Mr. Brett Favr-eh stopped by and dropped off this picture of a hot dog.

    Blonde Fox News Anchor (Jenna): President Obama, in your own words, why are you a terrorist who hates America?

    Fox News graphic: Impartial interview with Barack Obammunist

  • Anonymous

    GLEE “Duets”:
    Will: What’s a duet?
    Brittany: A blanket.

    Artie: You’ve never made eye contact with me.
    Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

    Brittany: He’s the dumbest person on the planet, and that’s coming from me.

  • Ace

    “One thing I know for sure. I am no longer high.” ~Walter (Fringe)

    “Well. I ain’t building no bookcases.” ~Chalky (Boardwalk Empire)

    “There wasn’t a dry eye in the cartel.” ~Gloria remembering her quinceañera father/daughter dance (Modern Family)

    “We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it’s possible that … yeah, this is a sticker.” ~Troy (Community)

    “Actually Costa Gravas is very stable. We have peace now…and subway sandwich franchises.” ~Juan Pablo (Chuck)

  • Jax

    “You are so lively, sometimes i forget you are not a real boy” Leonard

  • Marisa

    “There here my daddy’s tools”
    “What are you going to do with them?”
    “Well, I ain’t building no bookcase.”
    – Chalky White to a Member of the KKK he’s about to “interrogate”.

    Man, Michael K. Williams just hits that one out of the park. Scarier/more menacing than anything that ever came out of Omar’s mouth (and that’s saying something!!!)

  • Libragoddess1020

    Raising Hope:

    Virginia: What happened to your eyebrows ?
    Jimmy: I ate then, I’m sorry.

  • Anonymous

    “We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it’s possible that … yeah, this is a sticker.” ~Troy (Community)

    Anything the Dean said on Community really.

  • Tori

    Raising Hope Season 1 Episode 4:
    Mom: What happend to your eyebrows?!
    Jimmey: I ate them. I’m Sorry.