Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Anonymous

    “We wake up in some of the best dumpsters in the city.” – Jeff, Chuck

    “We’re under strict orders from President Clinton to seal this place up. While I may not like him, or his mouthy wife, those are the orders.” – Casey, Chuck

  • Sam

    Supernatural

    Sam: Where are you going?
    Dean: Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!

    Boris (the vamp who turned Dean): And these are the best days in the last six hundred years to be a vampire. Dracula, Anne Rice, please. These stupid little brats are so horny, they’ve reinvented us as Prince Charming with a Volvo. They want a promise ring with fangs, so I give it to them.

    Vamp Kid: What the hell are you doing?
    Dean: Open your mouth! Take those out. Take ’em out! Ohhh, for the love of… what are you, 12? Are you wearing glitter?
    Vamp Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
    Dean: Does it work? (Vamp Kid nods) I’ll be damned.

  • Sam

    Supernatural

    Sam: Where are you going?
    Dean: Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!

    Boris (the vamp who turned Dean): And these are the best days in the last six hundred years to be a vampire. Dracula, Anne Rice, please. These stupid little brats are so horny, they’ve reinvented us as Prince Charming with a Volvo. They want a promise ring with fangs, so I give it to them.

    Vamp Kid: What the hell are you doing?
    Dean: Open your mouth! Take those out. Take ’em out! Ohhh, for the love of… what are you, 12? Are you wearing glitter?
    Vamp Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
    Dean: Does it work? (Vamp Kid nods) I’ll be damned.

  • Sam: Where are you going?Vampire Dean: Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: Vampires pee.“These are the best days in the last 600 years to be a vampire. Dracula, Anne Rice? Please. These stupid little brats are so horny they’ve reinvented us as Prince Charming with a Volvo. They want a promise ring with fangs, so I give it to them.” – Big Bad VampireDean: “Are you wearing glitter?”Fake Vampire Kid: “I only do it to get laid, man.”Dean: “Does it work?”(Fake Vampire Kid shakes his head ‘Yes’) “I’ll be damned.””How do you spell likely?” – Pauly D “My blood pressure is off the roof.” – Snooki “A crow comes and it starts quacking at us. Usually when a crow comes and does that, it means you’re gonna die.” – Snooki