Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Downey

    Santana: If everyone just put out, we’d have a winning football team

  • Anonymous

    “Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg. I’ll cut it off.” – Beiste, Glee

    “I didn’t realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.” – Robin, HIMYM

    “I believe that our founding fathers had it right. We need to get back to their America. No paved roads, rum used as an anesthetic, legalize slavery.” – Steve Austin, 30 Rock

    “I trust award shows…they tell me how much to care about different dead people.” – Liz, 30 Rock

  • Nick

    Didn’t actually see the episode (decided to check out Nikita), but I heard Phyllis uttered this at a Glee-watching party on The Office:

    “Which one’s ‘Glee?'”

  • Ace

    “Senator, the only chance you have of entering the White House is on a guided fucking tour.” ~ Nucky (Boardwalk Empire)

    Shirley: Jeff, you don’t have a bag?
    Jeff: I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover. (Community)

    All the Blairisms for Chuck:
    -“Chuck ‘Chuck.'”
    -“There is a Bass on the loose and it’s hungry.”

  • Anonymous

    “With every moment, these puppies grow older and less deserving of our attention.” -Dean Pelton

    “Accidents don’t just happen over and over and over again. This isn’t budget daycare.” -Annie

    “If I could just take a moment to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen. I wanna say thank you for doing this to me. For a while I thought I’d have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand nor reciprocate. So whoever you are, can I get you anything? Ice cream, best friend medal, anything?” -Abed

    “I could never deprive the world of the portion of my chest the strap would cover.” -Jeff

    “If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished pen-related business, I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghosts.” -Jeff

    “I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then grow into a wiener.” -Troy

    “Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.” -Troy

    “The local shelter is having a puppy parade this afternoon.” -Dean Pelton “Awwwww… I want to lick it.” -Troy’s response to the Dean