Post Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Shilo

    “I remember when I first met Big Joe. He was holding 8,000 pennies in an antique store. I walked right by. But Jules…she gave him a home.”

    — Ellie on Cougar Town

  • Ace

    “He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn’t work for me. You’re times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped! You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen.” ~Barney (HIMYM)

    Holly: I’m Holly Holliday.
    Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen? (Glee)

    “Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.” ~Brittany (Glee)

    “Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.” ~Troy to Britta on her plans for an “adult evening”

    I also liked that this week saw “Annie’s got a gun” (Community) and “Harriet the spy” (Bones).

  • Ace

    “He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn’t work for me. You’re times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You’ve been chopped! You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn’t measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model. You’re fired. Auf Wiedersehen.” ~Barney (HIMYM)

    Holly: I’m Holly Holliday.
    Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen? (Glee)

    “Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.” ~Brittany (Glee)

    “Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.” ~Troy to Britta on her plans for an “adult evening”

    I also liked that this week saw “Annie’s got a gun” (Community) and “Harriet the spy” (Bones).

  • Jaymes

    Changed my mind, this one’s better from Community this week:
    “Damnit Annie, have you been playing detective? You are going to Nancy Screw me out of my credit!”
    – Jeff on Community