Vote For Your Favorite TV Quote(s) of the Year!

As regular readers of can attest to, Friday’s throughout the year is when we ask for you to share your favorite TV Quotes of the week. Now comes the hard part, choosing a favourite! Think you can whittle down the monstrosity of hilarity you helped create down to a handful of favorites? Find out for yourself after the jump.

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  • Anonymous

    My personal top 5:

    5. Your kids don’t need to know who you were before them; they need to know who you wish you were and try to live up to that person. They’re gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.
    Claire on MODERN FAMILY
    4. In my country there’s a saying, ‘Love is just around the corner.’ I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
    Gloria gives hope to unlucky-in-love Whitney on MODERN FAMILY
    3. How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh Jen, I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.
    An oddly prescient Leslie Knope on PARKS AND RECREATION
    2. Just once I’d like to be a pupper master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?
    Dwight bemoaing his lack of luck in the scheming department on THE OFFICE
    1. Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
    Brittany on GLEE

  • Ace

    So many good ones. My favorites are “vagenda”, Ben’s quote about killing Locke and Nucky’s quote about a good story.

  • 1. Leslie Knope on soulmates!

  • My favorite is Walter’s line from Fringe about vagenda. LOL!

  • Alison

    My favorite is definitely “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?” from Glee.

    And my second favorite is Leslie’s from Parks and Recreation about soulmates. I’m currently rewatching season 2 on Netflix, I forgot how good that show is! I seriously can’t wait for it to come back.

  • Heather

    Any of Brittany’s quotes are winners to me, but my personal favorite is the one about dolphins being gay sharks.

    I also love the Barney quote that used all the reality show dismissals. Very Barney. 🙂

  • Kelly

    Definitely some great options here…so I’m going with a top three.

    1) Sam and Castiel on the liquor store
    2) Barney’s Reality Recap
    3) Walter on Fauxlivia’s “Vagenda”