Share You Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • “Now bear with me, I have to order for everyone. Ok, I’ll have one Soy Largie, one Teeny Tiny, one Teeny Teeny Tiny Unleaded, one Plain Jane extra Yum – what the hell, make it a double Yum. Uh, a Baby Joey, a Midnight with a Full Moon – hold? the pumpkin, a medium coffee, I need a Heavy D in a travel mug please, two Crazy Ivans, a Saurons’ Eye. Also I need a DAMN! and an iced DAMN!, a Sneaky Pete, a Double Drip with a Snip of Whip, and a Frap-Cap heavy on the cchchschshchsh? cchchschshchsh….Oh, and let’s see what’s fresh… Ok, well I’ll take 3 Raisin Happy Muffins, a French Moustache, and ugh, a Fart Muffin – that is NOT for me. Oh and I forgot to order my own coffee. Can I get a Taye Diggs, which is black and extra strong and smooth but also very sweet? …Would it be easier if I? just came? back there and made it myself?” – Laurie (ordering coffee) on Cougar Town

  • “Bring it, Laura. You want to test me? I’ve been tested my whole life. They could never find anything.” – Phil Dunphy, up for a challenge on Modern Family

  • Babiebleu16

    “Body block him Karev” — Arizona, Grey’s Anatomy

  • Ace

    “Two thirds of my house can’t do what a billion Chinese do.” Jay to Gloria and Manny on their inability to ride bikes.