Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    Jules: Why me? Why do you want to torture me with your filthy stories?
    Barb: You used to be one of us. Stalking young prey without mercy or shame.
    Jules: When are people going to understand that’s not me anymore. What do I have to do? Change my name.
    Barb: You’ll be back. The filth is strong in you. (Cougar Town)

    “I love me some beef and bubbles. Uh that should be our detective names. He´s Beef a grizzled ex marine with a secret. He´s a vegetarian. She´s Bubbles, his plucky hot partner with a secret of her own. She´s Beef´s daughter, and together they fight crime, and each week maybe they grow a little bit closer together.” ~Laurie (Cougar Town)

    “Andy, I’m not Jim. The only way that I’m Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.” ~Kevin (The Office)

    April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
    Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
    April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty. (Parks & Recreations)

  • Nick

    Ha ha…the Widmore line was classic.

  • Anonymous

    Cougar Town
    Andy walks in: “Whoa, who is that man?”
    Ellie turns around: “Your wife”
    Andy: “Is that Bobby’s shirt?”
    Ellie: “Yes it is.”
    Andy liking it: “Weird, I had this dream once.”