Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Amanda

    ?”Don’t wait until this kid comes out lookin’ all Sloany!” — Callie (Grey’s Anatomy) on Mark telling Lexie about the baby.

  • Ace

    “Dude, that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.” ~Andy (Parks & Recs)

    “Pawnee, the Paris of America. Pawnee, the Akron of southwest Indiana. Pawnee, welcome, German soldiers. After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked. Pawnee, the factory fire capital of America. Pawnee, welcome, Vietnamese soldiers. Pawnee, engage with Zorp. For a brief time in the ’70s, our town was taken over by a cult. Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. Pawnee, it’s safe to be here now. Pawnee, birthplace of Julia Roberts. That was a lie, she sued and so we had to change it. Pawnee, home of the world famous Julia Roberts lawsuit. Pawnee, welcome, Taliban soldiers. And finally, our current slogan: Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.” ~Leslie (Parks & Recs)

    “You are the AT&T of people.” ~Troy to Britta (Community)

  • Ace,
    I can always count on you to supply one or two of the exact quotes I was thinking!

  • Babiebleu16

    Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.
    Damon, Vampire Diaries

    What was baby Clara thinking?
    Awesome, Chuck