Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to theTVaddict.com — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to theTVaddict.com? No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Carrie

    “I didn’t shave it off. It rubbed off…from friction.” – Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

  • Ace

    “You are the only shadow in your own sunshine.” ~Fabio (Top Chef)

    “That’s my man and his legs don’t work!” ~Brittany about Artie (Glee)

    “I’d say hump her brains out, but somebody obviously already has.” ~Ted about Honey (HIMYM)

    “I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I’m the first?” ~Gloria (Modern Family)

    “I never sleep on planes. I don’t wanna get ‘incepted.'” ~Jack (30 Rock)

    “What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?” ~Jeff (Community)

  • Nick

    “I like to watch them…because it makes me horny.”

    — Kevin, grossing out his colleagues, while debating Michael & Holly’s PDA.

  • losermind

    “I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.” (Santana – glee)

    and i have to second some:

    “I don’t wanna die. At least not till One Tree Hill gets cancelled.” – Brittany, Glee

    “I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I’m the first?” ~Gloria (Modern Family)

    “I never sleep on planes. I don’t wanna get ‘incepted.'” ~Jack (30 Rock)

  • Anonymous

    I can deal with these children much better than Elizabeth Shue managed his career.” – Cappie, Greek

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