Your TV Addict Cheat Sheet: What’s Worth Watching on TV This Week!

Guest Stars, Premieres & Award Shows Oh My! Your [new] weekly guide to what’s worth watching courtesy of this week’s TV Addict Cheat Sheet

Eddie Izzard teaches Tara a thing or two on the UNITED STATES OF TARA (Monday, 10:30PM Showtime, TMN in Canada); Michael J. Fox schools THE GOOD WIFE (Tuesday, 10PM CBS); Reiko Aylesworth brightens up LIGHTS OUT (Tuesday, 10PM FX); Lizzy Caplan yuks it up on MR. SUNSHINE (Wednesday, 9:30PM ABC); Diane Neal and Terrence Howard visit LAW & ORDER: SVU (Wednesday, 10PM NBC); Sara Rue lends her uterus to RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (Thursday, 8:30PM CBS); Melinda Clarke reprises her role as Lady Heather on CSI (Thursday, 9PM CBS); Morena Baccarin is suspect on THE MENTALIST (Thursday, 10PM CBS); Ashley Judd finds out WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? (Friday, 8PM NBC); Twilight’s Alex Meraz woos the younger demo on CSI: NY (Friday, 9PM CBS); Dame Helen Mirren hosts SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (Saturday, 11:30PM NBC); Martin Landau, David Copperfield, Penn and Teller get SIMPSONIZED (Sunday, 8PM FOX); Jessica Stroup, Cheryl Tiegs and Drew Barrymore drop by FAMILY GUY (Sunday, 9PM FOX); Daryl Hall, John Oates, Will Sasso and David Lynch lend their voices to the CLEVELAND SHOW (Sunday, 9:30PM FOX)

NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP: FROM HOUSTON (Monday, 9PM CBS); RELAPSE premieres (Monday, 9PM A&E); HARRY’S LAW season finale (Monday, 10PM NBC); NO ORDINARY FAMILY season finale (Tuesday, 8PM ABC); BREAKING IN premieres (Wednesday, 9:30PM FOX); OFF THE MAP season finale (Wednesday, 10PM ABC); TOP CHEF MASTERS premieres (Wednesday, 11PM Bravo); THE VAMPIRE DIARIES returns (Thursday, 8PM CW); PERFECT COUPLES season finale (Thursday, 8:30PM NBC); NIKITA returns (Thursday, 9PM CW); THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY premieres (Thursday, 10PM Bravo); AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW premieres (Thursday, 10PM MTV); THE SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL premieres (Thursday, 10:30PM Showtime); GIGOLOS premieres (Thursday, 11PM Showtime); SMALLVILLE re-airs its series premiere (Friday, 8PM CW); COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT (Saturday, 10PM HBO); HUMAN PLANET premieres (Sunday, 8PM Discovery); MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND premieres (Sunday, 8PM ABC Family); THE COMEDY AWARDS (Sunday, 9PM Comedy Central); UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS premieres (Sunday, 9PM PBS)

BATMAN BEYOND (The Return of the Joker); FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (5th and Final Season); HOUSE OF PAYNE (Volume 7); iCARLY (Season 2, Vol 3); LIFE UNEXPECTED (The Complete Series); MINDER (Season 4, 5); NED’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE (Season 3); SARAH PALIN’S ALASKA (Season 1); SISTER WIVES (Season 1)

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