Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Ace

    “Marshall and I have been together for 15 years and the only debate about “Tommy Boy” we’ve ever had is whether it is awesome or super awesome. That’s love, bitch.” ~Lilly (HIMYM)

    Cam: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
    Mitchell: I do not.
    Cam: You do it all the time and you know what I end up with? Wet Dreams. I heard it as soon as I said it; just leave it alone. (Modern Family)

    Pretty much everything that was said on Parks & Recs, but I’ll pick one:
    “One time I fell madly in love with a civil war re-enactor that I had only known for six hours. And then I found out he wore the clothes all the time… and he was married. But the clothes thing really bothered me.” ~Leslie

  • Ace

    I said I would only post one, but I forgot about this one!

    “Not only does that thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake!” ~Ron regarding Chris’s veggie loaf

  • CrazyCris

    House: “The Bitch is Back”! and “I’ll kill you.”

  • Carine B

    * 30 Rock *
    - “Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop’s gun and shot a blimp” – Liz Lemon
    - “Lemon, you look terrible – and I once watched you eat oysters while having a cold” – Jack Donaghy

    * Community *
    - “Pierce refused to drink Pinot Noir because he thought it was French for ‘black penis’”- Jeff Winger [especially funny when you're French...!]
    - “I’ll give you the same advice my father gave me the night I lost my virginity: just pick one; they all cost the same” – Pierce Hawthorne