Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Alirein

    Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape. – Ellie, Cougar Town

  • Ace

    “You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?” ~Zeek to Amber (Parenthood)

    “Serts are what I call desserts. ‘Tretres are entrees. I call sandwiches, sannies, samdoozles, Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are Cool Blasterz with a z, I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes, big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken Cacciatore is chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes.” ~Tom (Parks & Recs)

    “I love banter, but I hate witty banter.” ~Kevin (The Office)

    “I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!” ~Laurie feeling too old for a club (Cougar Town)

  • Robert Kuang

    “No, I don’t plan to buy anything here. I buy my burger ingredients at Food N’ Stuff, a discount food outlet equidistant from my home and my work. I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo. Shhh, look at that thing. Nature is amazing.” -Ron Swonson, Parks and Recreation.