People are stupid
Somehow, despite having unprotected sex with each other for weeks — and his having slept with others (with her blessing) — it somehow came as a shock to Leroy and Naomi that she might be pregnant or have an STD.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Having dumped Dustin after his gay-for-pay past was revealed, Heather got drunk and had sex with Nany.
Hypocrisy knows no bounds
Despite having repeatedly made it clear gay things freak them out, both Leroy and Michael declared Heather and Nany’s make-out session the hottest thing they’d ever seen.
Patience is a virtue
The way Cooke put the moves on newly-single Dustin after having made it clear she was just waiting for his relationship with Heather to implode, patience may be the only virtue the poor girl has!
Good guys really do finish last
Poor Mike is the only person not to have hooked up with one of his fellow housemates!