Good News, Bad News: CASTLE, TWO AND A HALF MEN, ONE TREE HILL & More!

Good News: Complete with actual new footage, ABC has just released a scorching promo from the much-anticipated fourth season premiere of CASTLE. Bad News: We’re still how many days away from September 19th?

Good News: Hollywood’s go-to funny gal Judy “Say goodbye to these” Greer is returning to the small screen. Bad News: As Ashton Kutcher’s soon-to-be ex-wife on the retooled Charlie Sheen-free version of TWO AND A HALF MEN. Yes, apparently, there is no escaping this show. [Source]

Good News: Sunday’s VMAs attracted a record-breaking 12.4 million viewers, the largest audience ever for MTV. Bad News: Making it official, the children are no longer our future. [Source]

Good News: Chad Michael Murray is returning to ONE TREE HILL for its ninth and final season. Bad News: For former-flame Sophia Bush (Can you say awkward!) and fans of Hilarie Burton, who according to reports, was not invited back. [Source]