Morning Static: REVENGE, HOME IMPROVEMENT, HAWAII FIVE-0 & More!

• Introducing the Only Thing that Might Get us Watching JERSEY SHORE: Jane Lynch gets Snooki-ized to promote Sunday’s 63rd Annual Emmy Awards! (Above)
• Trailer Park: HBO teases what’s ahead.
• What do Kat Dennings, Whitney Cummings, Zooey Deschanel and Laura Benanti have in common? Answer: They are six actresses not in search of TV work this fall!
• Nothing is as it Seems on REVENGE, including Emily VanCamp’s promotional photo.
• Straight From the Pages of Tiger Beat Entertainment Weekly, Jonathan Taylor Thomas talks HOME IMPROVEMENT reunion.
• From THE GOLDEN GIRLS to TRUE BLOOD: 10 TV show prequels we’d actually want to see.
• They Really Do Have to Go Back, as another LOST alum will guest on HAWAII FIVE-0.
• Fox’s Incessant Need for More D’oh! Dough May Result in… Homer Simpson getting his own television channel.

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