Share Your Favorite TV Quotes of the Week

It’s Friday and if you’re a frequent visitor to — you know what that means! Time to post your FAVORITE TV QUOTES OF THE WEEK! New to No idea what I’m talking about? Simply post your favorite quotes of the week in the comments below and check back Sunday to see the winners. Odds are they’ll look something like this.

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  • Chris-wait

    Ron Swanson: “That’s decoy gold. You think I’d leave my gold locked in a safe, underground, where anyone can find it?”Quote of the week, hands down

  • Great line of course, but I feel as though it’s not so much a quote of the week as words to live by. Thoughts?

  • I have 2 actually – 
    “Suck it Mr. Crabs!” from New Girl 
    from HIMYM –
    Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.Barney: Both boobs!Lily: Just one.Barney: Touch and squeeze.Lily: Just touch.Barney: Touch and motor boat.Lily: Just touch.Barney: Honka honka?Lily: Barney…Barney: Just touchLily: Just touch.Barney: For one hour.Lily: For one second.Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.Barney: Deal!

  • Liz

    Castle:Actually, for a truly Castle-esque theory, it has to be fully thought through.
    Beckett: Since when?

    Prime Suspect:
    Jane: Ever seen a duck? Yeah, they don’t chew either. You just ate that hot dog like a duck.

    Troy [to Britta]: Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.

  • How about: Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. Mr Spock, Star Trek. Or: For everything we gain we loose something else. Clone Wars? Both of them helped me realize many quotes repeat themselves, there’s an ancient, famous Bulgarian quote: Every evil leads to something good, which actually repeats many other quotes, with different words, even these 2? It inspired me for my One can fight money only with money, from my 1st book, which actually repeats many others?

  • Anonymous

    The Middle;
    “Tardy sweep!”

  • Liz

    Another Community one…

    Jeff: “Abed, what did I tell you? You can’t just mumble nonsense — no one is cutting away.”