Continuing his penchant for delivering press releases that cut through the clutter comes the latest from the genius behind RAISING HOPE, Greg Garcia. See for yourself, after the jump.

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Rather than read anything into the fact that NIKITA was the last of the Fall offerings to receive the sizzling season premiere photo treatment, we’re going to go ahead and assume that the CW Network was simply saving the best for last. Appropriately titled “Game Change” and “Falling Ash” respectively, the first two episodes of [...]

While headlines would have you believe that the likes of Rick Mercer, Callum Keith Rennie and THE BORGIAS were among the big winners following last night’s 26th Annual Gemini Awards (Think: Canada’s Emmy equivalent), we like to think that the biggest winner was us. No really, despite the fact that the nominating committee has yet [...]

Inspired by last night’s [possibly alcohol-fuelled] tweet by COUGAR TOWN co-creator Bill Lawrence that let it slip that the much-maligned moniker might not be around for very much longer, we figured now might be a good a time as any to give away what might very soon become an incredibly valuable collector’s item: COUGAR TOWN: [...]

Source: MediaWeek, Ratings: in millions Time Network Show Rating 18-49 8PM NBC NFL Opener: Saints vs. Packers 18.04 6.4/21 CBS The Big Bang Theory (R) 6.44 1.7/6 ABC Wipeout (R) 5.24 1.3/4 FOX Bones (R) 2.82 0.7/2 CW The Vampire Diaries (R) 1.01 0.3/1 8:30PM NBC NFL Opener: Saints vs. Packers 27.48 10.2/29 CBS FalL [...]

Word Most In Need Of Defining: Okay, folks, listen up. Ashton Kutcher is not “naked” in the TWO AND A HALF MEN ads. Ellen DeGeneres is not “naked” in the ads touting her show featuring Ashton. If you write a headline promising us naked, we’d better see naughty bits! Most Over-priced Gift: TMZ reported that [...]

• Spotlight: RINGER Star Sarah Michelle Gellar. • Why is Television Losing Women Writers? Veteran Producers weigh in. • THE WALKING DEAD’s New Boss: “I’m Not Frank Darabont and I Shouldn’t Try to Be” • This Week in No-Brainer Network Decisions: HBO picks up Aaron Sorkin’s series set in the world of Cable TV News. [...]

Good News: The cast of HOME IMPROVEMENT, including a now 30-year-old Jonathan Taylor Thomas, recently reunited for an Entertainment Weekly photo shoot. Bad News: Nothing makes us feel old like a 30-year old JTT. [Source]