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Dude, don’t tell me you wanted Eddie “Look At Me Mug For the Camera” Murphy to host the Oscars!?  The Academy dodged the biggest bullet imaginable.  Murphy is intolerable.  I pine for David Letterman over the man in the fat suit. 

Quite honestly, the safe and predictable choice that is Billy Crystal does very little for me. With Eddie Murphy, there was an element of excitement not knowing how things would turn out.