Funnest Cameo: Patti Lupone’s appearance grounded what may have been the strongest episode of GIRLS so far this season.
Creepiest Sibling: Poor Clare’s hometown date with THE BACHELOR was nearly done in by her overprotective sis, Laura.
Best Slam: “Oh, here we go. ‘Love isn’t a game’ say the guys that always win,” declared COMMUNITY’s Ian to Joel. “And now you want you want to go pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident. Only it’s not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time… someone’s watching.”
Least Classy Response: Addressing rumors that she’d be playing Tinker Bell on NBC’s upcoming live version of “Peter Pan,” Miley Cyrus said it was a lie and that she “would rather choke on [her] on tongue.” Hey, don’t let us stop you, lady!
Loveliest Parting Shot: If watching Carson and Mrs. Hughes hold hands as they waded into the ocean on DOWNTON ABBEY didn’t give you the sniffles, you may not have a heart.
Worst Concept: Be honest… could you really tell the difference between the three tribes — Beauty, Brain and Brawn — on SURVIVOR? As Kass said at one point, “How did we come up with the criteria for brains? I’d like to see that data!” [Read more…]