Today’s TV Addict Top 5: Best Lines From This Week’s SCANDAL

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Honestly, even when the plot twists are over the top or ludicrous, nearly every word uttered on SCANDAL is worth repeating. The show’s writers love to shower the audience with gorgeous dialogue and challenge the actors to somehow cram all the lines into the allotted time frame. So while we’d love nothing more than to just print a transcript of the entire script, here are our five favorite lines from last night’s episode, “No Sun On The Horizon.”

“They’re all murderers! Reston, Sally, Fitz… the presidential debate? It’s literally murderer’s row! No matter who gets elected, they’re all murderers!” — Olivia to Cyrus

“I don’t want to talk, okay? Yes, something is wrong. Everything is wrong. But I don’t want to talk about it. I want to eat too many fries, and drink way too much wine and have a relaxing evening with my fake boyfriend. I want to pretend for just one night to be a normal person who doesn’t live in this world or know these things!” — Olivia to Jake

“What would Olivia Pope do? Somebody really needs to put that on a bracelet.” — David to Abby

“My husband told me he loved me tonight, which means he wants me to do something bad or something bad’s about to happen. And this time, he didn’t ask for anything, so that leaves door No. 2, something bad happening. Probably very bad.” — James to David

“Yum yum, crispy piggy! Yum yum!” — Sally

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